Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...