You Might Be A College Student:
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The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Crocodile is longer
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Grasshopper than a cricket
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What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
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