Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...