Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...