Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...