Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...