Will I live any longer?
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This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
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Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Some professions
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Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...