Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...