Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...