Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...