Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...