Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...