Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
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Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
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Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...