Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...