Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...