The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...