The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...