Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...