Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...