Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...