Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...