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The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
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He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
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Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
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