How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...