Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...