Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...