The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...