Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...