Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!