A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...