Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...