Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...