What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...