How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!