Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...