Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
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Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
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Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Stupid Insults 1/31
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Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.