If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...