If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...