The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...