Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...