Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...