Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...