It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...