Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...