After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
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The Dream
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Show and Tell…
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Phonebook Dilemma
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How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
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