What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
I know you were drunk yesterday
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An ode to old age
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I’m going ice fishing!
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Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
The Feline Diet
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