Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...