Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...