The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...