dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
I didn’t get any money this time
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Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...