Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!